Comments for Jessi's Weblog http://jms04aa.wordpress.com express yourself Mon, 17 Sep 2007 00:04:28 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on first post by youngjesus@youngjesusfilms.com http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-14 youngjesus@youngjesusfilms.com Mon, 17 Sep 2007 00:04:28 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-14 You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood. You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.

]]> Comment on first post by JeeberFarms@tally.org http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-13 JeeberFarms@tally.org Mon, 17 Sep 2007 00:01:28 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-13 If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is timeless, isn't it? If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob, I don’t think it’s going to affect things one way or the other. But here’s the point I’m trying to make: Corn on the cob is timeless, isn’t it?

]]> Comment on first post by Antonio Mendoza http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-11 Antonio Mendoza Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:49:09 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-11 If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because tonight that's what He's getting. If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because tonight that’s what He’s getting.

]]> Comment on first post by Dick Lordland http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-10 Dick Lordland Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:47:20 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-10 Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire.... and nobody got scared. Maldistribution. Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…. and nobody got scared.

Maldistribution.

]]> Comment on first post by Indugu Shaman http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-9 Indugu Shaman Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:45:03 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-9 I remember how my Great Uncle Fleagle would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint. Maybe he wasn't so Great. I remember how my Great Uncle Fleagle would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint. Maybe he wasn’t so Great.

]]> Comment on first post by Shrute_dwight http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-8 Shrute_dwight Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:38:20 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-8 Dwight Schrute: Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? Dwight Schrute:

Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch.

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

]]> Comment on first post by Susan Rexia http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-7 Susan Rexia Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:33:10 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-7 Am i the only person here who wants to scissor kick Angela Landsbury? Am i the only person here who wants to scissor kick Angela Landsbury?

]]> Comment on first post by Jerol Cabra http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-6 Jerol Cabra Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:27:51 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-6 I don't think God put me on this Earth to judge others. I think he put me here to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet. I don’t think God put me on this Earth to judge others.
I think he put me here to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.

]]> Comment on first post by Joe Wagner http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-5 Joe Wagner Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:24:15 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-5 Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer. Most people don’t realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

]]> Comment on first post by Landon Ingals http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-4 Landon Ingals Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:17:55 +0000 http://jms04aa.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/first-post/#comment-4 When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, “I like mayonnaise.” She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

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